tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post917880538529747667..comments2023-07-31T12:16:23.048+01:00Comments on Joe Slavko's Journal: Screw JesusJoe Slavkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-44683723612602503122009-04-10T10:21:00.000+01:002009-04-10T10:21:00.000+01:00A good family day out it may well be. At the end o...A good family day out it may well be. At the end of it, however, there's still clearing up to do. <BR/><BR/>The thing is, when you're clearing up the aftermath of a crucifixion, the wooden crosses have to go into the recycling bag, and the men on them into a separate container for disposal (which may or may not result in resurrection - but that's not down to the refuse men). The problem with using any sort of staple gun is that it then becomes almost impossible to detach the men from the crosses. As such, the binmen will most probably refuse to remove them. Then what do you do?<BR/><BR/>Unless you take your "litter" home with you, the council will no doubt fine you. And if you <I>do</I> take your litter home, it would well resurrect and ascend on the third day, totally fucking your ceiling and roof.Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-28591136437784535092009-04-10T10:15:00.000+01:002009-04-10T10:15:00.000+01:00Using less metal, and easier still, why not use a ...Using less metal, and easier still, why not use a staple gun and make it a family day out?<BR/><BR/>By amending the balistos, the romans could quite easily have created the pre-cursor to b and q's inexpinsively priced staple gun. Not simply allowing the empire to grow by patenting this handy device, additionally, the romans could make an entire social occasion out of cusifiction thereby quelling potential future uprisings by creating a happy and passive occupied nation.<BR/><BR/>Firstly, the 'attendees' friends and family are invited around to say their farewells and have a bit of an informal 'knees up'.<BR/><BR/>Next, after a bit of liquid refreshment the centre of attention stands in front of the cross.<BR/><BR/>Each participants pays 5 sea shells and proceeds to form a drunken, yet orderley and suprisingly happy que to have a crack at adhereing the recipient to bit of 6 be 3 at range.<BR/><BR/>Not only does it inject the fun element into the occasion, dispelling the occasional negative connertations- but the revenue derived pays for the wood used thrice fold.<BR/><BR/>Everyones a winner, thats for sure!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-70745827202925694922009-04-10T09:53:00.000+01:002009-04-10T09:53:00.000+01:00The Sahara used to be a veritable forest before th...The Sahara used to be a veritable forest before the Romans got there. Always with the cruxifying. Why not think "each cruxified person is one less customer". You know who made the nails? Gypsies. No decent nailsmith would do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com