tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post4101095405718572742..comments2023-07-31T12:16:23.048+01:00Comments on Joe Slavko's Journal: Grave WalkingJoe Slavkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-47644773540204491012009-02-19T13:49:00.000+00:002009-02-19T13:49:00.000+00:00I wonder if Cliff Richard's colostomy bag will sur...I wonder if Cliff Richard's colostomy bag will survive his death (or undeath, even)?Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-14051050226818406152009-02-19T06:09:00.000+00:002009-02-19T06:09:00.000+00:00Increasing medical breakthroughs and a reduction i...Increasing medical breakthroughs and a reduction in the emergence of superhero's has, for sometime, resulted in greater numbers of the living dead flocking around shopping centers - (specifically targetting Wh Smiths Book signings events) and equally sat in zombie like catatonic state in the studio of Alan Titchmarsh;s aftertoon show. This is a concerning pandemic which needs addressing.Having researched this macabre trend I have established that the leader of this rum bunch is cliff richard. I was going to him and his infirmed minions out with a stake to the pension book, but fortunately the nationwide post office closures appears to be culling them faster than badgers<BR/><BR/>Yours, Van Helsing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-35110177737859479122009-02-18T12:35:00.000+00:002009-02-18T12:35:00.000+00:00It would take too long. I prefer my graves in smal...It would take too long. I prefer my graves in small, churchyard-sized portions. Otherwise it goes straight to my hips.Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-27908683746787697112009-02-18T12:11:00.000+00:002009-02-18T12:11:00.000+00:00Want to walk on graves?Try the Ypres Salient,Stali...Want to walk on graves?Try the Ypres Salient,Stalingrad,Verdun.Fucking full of 'em!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com