tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post3870377779266717163..comments2023-07-31T12:16:23.048+01:00Comments on Joe Slavko's Journal: A Decent Cup of CoffeeJoe Slavkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-11054192571284229112009-01-24T13:23:00.000+00:002009-01-24T13:23:00.000+00:00If you want a genuinely shit beverage, and want to...If you want a <I>genuinely</I> shit beverage, and want to pay a premium for the privilege, I can heartily endorse http://www.animalcoffee.com/ . While it may not taste exactly like your lower colon, it will probably come pretty close.Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-66272742670767236062009-01-24T12:46:00.000+00:002009-01-24T12:46:00.000+00:00Good morning Mr S.I recently, due to persuasive ad...Good morning Mr S.<BR/><BR/>I recently, due to persuasive advertising, succumbed to purchasing some free-trade coffe - assuming by its price: 1)It would taste of a relatively acceptable quality, and 2)Doing a good deed would offset any further negative acts I chose to carry out that day i.e twatting a nun with a brick.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, when the pot was made it tasted not entirely dissimilar to my own lower colon. I have thus arrived at the conclusion that those coffe blends that endorse fair trade create lazy workers by providing good wages and job security - ultiamtely resulting in a shit beveridge.<BR/><BR/>The exploitation coffe providers, conversiy, thrash their sweat shop employees and thus, being grateful for any employment, thank their line-carrying AK-47-manager accordingly. The coffe sure tastes good as well. <BR/><BR/>In summary, those with few rights and not much access to job secuurty or indeed 'a job' take better pride in their work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-57029896600741503452009-01-24T12:03:00.000+00:002009-01-24T12:03:00.000+00:00Her husband might object.Why call it Fight Club if...Her husband might object.Why call it Fight Club if its just boxercise?On a longeur I was on the punchbags last night & this pilgrim (shaven head,attitude)starts effing away in the corner and generally BEING HARD.I started laughing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-1040430050153882472009-01-24T11:55:00.000+00:002009-01-24T11:55:00.000+00:00I thought it was taken as read that you don't talk...I thought it was taken as read that you don't talk about Fight Club.<BR/><BR/>I have reconsidered my position on Dervla Kirwan and, out of the goodness of my heart, am prepared to give her a "charity fuck".Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-43741944223844185242009-01-24T11:47:00.000+00:002009-01-24T11:47:00.000+00:00An unlikely occurance.Last night I had to deal wit...An unlikely occurance.Last night I had to deal with a fuckwit.Security twit enters TV room and starts giving it "Closes at midnight" whereas the two other guys just let you watch to the films end.Then he goes all "If you had a heart attack in a locked building..."So I counter with "You would have to do CPR" He has no knowledge of it SO WHAT FUCKING USE IS HE IN THE EVENT OF A HEART ATTACK?Tonight I shall give him the 1000 yd stare.I was going to Fight Club at the gym but I'll just got to weights instead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-90929127651091515762009-01-24T11:28:00.000+00:002009-01-24T11:28:00.000+00:00Dervla Kirwan is a sad slapper. I wouldn't shag he...Dervla Kirwan is a sad slapper. I wouldn't shag her if you paid me to.Joe Slavkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05093880782605351432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29152012.post-64653062082463603182009-01-24T11:19:00.000+00:002009-01-24T11:19:00.000+00:00I spent 49p on Tescos "Value" brand inst...I spent 49p on Tescos "Value" brand instant,which is reasonably good for a hangover cure.I dont mind the M&S crystal meth ad as long as Dervla Kirwan does the V/O.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com